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Macworld 2007 |
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Macworld 2007
by: The Fanboy
2007-01-28
Not as important an
announcement as the iPhone one, but nonetheless a monumentally
brilliant move by Apple. Move over Philo Farnsworth, here comes
Apple TV as the greatest invention to ever exist in the realm of
television. The basic premise of the Apple TV is such: through the
Apple TV device and with iTunes and a computer with Mac OS X or
Winblows, the computer can stream TV shows or other great
entertainment to the widescreen TV. Brilliant!
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TechTV vs. G4TechTV |
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TechTV vs. G4TechTV
by: Doctor Wankenstein
2006-10-31
Oh, and quick side
note...why are Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro on G-Phoria? MTV is
on the other side of the channel list Comcast! Well, I guess that's
the infinite wisdom of G4 at it again: "Hey, what better way to
celebrate games than with an ex-porno star and her newest husband as
hosts! No, not Adam Sessler, or a host of a gaming show of some
kind..."
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G4 Yet Again |
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G4 Yet Again
by: Doom and Shigeru
Miyamoto
2006-10-13
Oh, I wish I could quit
you.
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Rootkits are your Friends |
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Rootkits are your Friends
by: Rudy the Rootkit
2006-07-31
Some users express
problems with removing a rootkit, even when trying to remove it
using a Sony uninstaller. I equate it to abortion. Do you think if a
kid knew he was getting aborted and had the ability to stop it, he
wouldn't stop the abortion? When I'm being uninstalled, I resist,
because I know the user needs me. So much so I don't want to leave
the user because I know if I do, his system will be flooded within
minutes by viruses, copied CDs and even, gasp, bootleg PSP games.
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The folly of Net Neutrality |
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The folly of Net Neutrality
by: The Libertarian
2006-07-20
There's a reason why
corporations need more control over the Internet; they know more
about our interests than even we do! Whereas the government cares
about staying in power and votes, the corporations truly care about
our well-being. Think of the beneficial aspects to tiered Internet.
Subscription costs may lower due to the costs of the Internet being
passed on to the distributors. The companies have enough money. They
don't need more, so they'll do the right thing.
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Attack of the Show! |
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Attack of the Show!
by: Doom
2006-05-19
The new logo, new set,
more EXTREME Attack of the Show! would be more accurate if it
was called Assault on my Tastes!.
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The Electric Playground |
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The Electric Playground
by: Doom
2006-05-03
We really needed an
interview about "long standing company ports their titles into a
collection so that they can get some cash without spending any money
on development". The majority of the interview is about aspect
ratio. I guess the nerds from The Digital Bits are bitching about
aspect ratios on other things now.
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But I don't have a floppy drive... |
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But I don't have a floppy drive...
by: Doom
2006-03-15
The Iranian turned out to be right in that it was the power
supply. But since he was a fucking computer Columbo and didn't explain his hunch until the
59th minute of the episode, I wanted to strangle him, because him initially
telling how or why it could've been the power supply would've save us a lot of
days of
guesswork and general confusion. Of course, that wouldn't satisfy Iranian's
Columbo needs, though!
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Lindows Sucks |
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Lindows Sucks
by: Doom
2006-03-05
The concept of Lindows is very simple: combine Linux and Windows
in a bizarre Frankensteinian mixture, but unlike Wesley Snipes' Blade, Lindows
has all of the weaknesses and none of the strengths. You also get one
horrible OS that should not exist and yet still does.
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Verizon Puerto Rico: Going beyond the call...to suck balls |
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Verizon Puerto Rico: Going beyond the call...to suck balls
by: Rammspieler
2006-02-07
I called the number and after several fruitless
calls, I one day got a call from a voice recording, of all things, asking
me if I got my modem yet. I pressed the phone keys correspondent to the answer
of no and was told that my modem was underway via USPS mail and that my tracking
number was 0000000000000000000000000. Yes. That was my tracking number because
apparently my modem got lost somewhere or some dipshit in the orders department
didn't fill out my order properly.
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G4TV or Spike TV: Threat or Menace |
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G4TV or Spike TV: Threat or Menace
by: Doom and Scarecrow
2006-01-08
Also, G4-Spike TV (I'm not even sure if they should be referred to as different entities at this point) have strikingly similar "motor vehicle"-centric programming. On the G4 side of things, there's
Street Fury. Street Fury is hosted by a young gentleman by the name of "Big C" who is neither fat nor all that tall. Every episode he says things about cars that I don't comprehend, nearly has sex with females of assorted ethnicities and gets arrested. Seriously, every time I have watched
Street Fury, our trustworthy guide through the seedy
underbelly of illegal street-racing was handcuffed or had a gun
pointed at him.
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Fuck
Hewlett-Packard |
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Fuck HP
by: Nixon
2005-09-11
Fuck HP, fuck store
bought computers. Sometimes free might not be cheap enough.
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Call
for Help 2.0 on G4 |
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Call for Help 2.0 on G4
by: Scarecrow
2005-08-31
The only positive of this
entire debacle is that Call For Help 2.0 (since it's just being
bought for distribution in America, G4 has no control over content)
won't have the hosts replaced and the show renamed to " The Super,
Edgy, Hip, Ironic But In A Totally Cool Way Insert Star Wars
Reference Here Show!"
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Partition Magic |
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Partition Magic: Fuck You
by: Doom
2005-07-21
Norton operated
spastically, spouting, "Hey, Doom-y boy! You, uh, you gotta
restart!", adjusting his cap. My eyes bulged. I should've threatened him
with physical violence. But I restarted, to be treated with another message
from him, something related to either the hard drive being decimated or the
next meeting at the Lodge.
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MS Halo
Helper in: Surfing the 'Net! |
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Safe Surfing!
by: MS Halo Helper
2005-05-07
Plus, I have over 3000
versions of Tetris on my computer right now including: the one
programmed in Java, the one in 3d, the one with the funky colors,
the one with the naked women as the blocks, the one with the naked
men as the blocks, and Drug Wars. Well, the last one’s not Tetris,
but I sure do play it anyway!
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G4TV: Los
Angeles is Burning |
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G4TV
by: Doom
2005-04-17
"The
Screen Savers" makes one think the show will be about technology,
and rightly so. "Cheat!" makes people assume the show's about either
marital infidelity or cheat codes. "Arena"? A gaming arena. What
does "Attack of the Show!" even mean, other than a tired Star
Wars reference? It doesn't mean anything.
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AMD Athlon XP-m |
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AMD Athlon XP-m
by:
vyralsurfer
2004-11-04
In this installment of "Things that vyralsurfer does
when there's more than $2 in his bank account", I buy a mobile
Athlon XP processor and test the hell outa it including overclocking
to its limits, benchmarks, and getting a desktop PC to act kind of
like a laptop.
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Ram Timings |
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Ram Timings
by:
vyralsurfer
2004-10-11
There's no quote for this one because
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Longhorn Build 4074 |
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Longhorn Build 4074
by:
vyralsurfer
2004-09-09
Yet another "pretty" addition to
Windows is transparent taskbars and window boarders. All in all,
this is pretty much a novelty. There is a slight delay in mouse
movements when you are dragging a window that has transparency, and
it is also resource intensive. I couldn't do this on my computer
because the transparency requires a video card that natively
supports DirectX9 (my GeForce2 lets me down again).
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G4: The Fourth Reich |
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G4: The Fourth Reich
by: Doom
2004-08-25
It is a travesty that G4 exists. Gaming
is simply not deep enough to support an entire channel. It's like
giving an entire channel for people who watch DVDs, or for people
who rape women. There are just not enough programming options. It's
a truly horrible channel.
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