YouTube Fuckhead Week 267

YouTube Fuckhead Week 267: The Best Stupid Fucking Videos Related To The Recall

by: Doom

2012-06-03

You gotta love political adverts, because if you don't, you're shit out of luck for most of the year. If Walker succeeds in becoming King Idiot for another two years, surely the disingenuous adverts will have played a significant part. Welcome to the race to the bottom, folks! In a decade we'll be lucky to have political videos that don't consist of "COMMUNIST TRAITOR!" and "HOMOSEXUAL MONSTER!".

YouTube Fuckhead Week 252

YouTube Fuckhead Week 252: Politichicks: Zo and Whittle's Excellent Adventure

by: Doom

2012-03-04

It's definitely a Videodrome-esque situation when multiple women refer to Bill Whittle as "sexy". It wouldn't have been out of place for a gun to protrude from my laptop screen.

YouTube Fuckhead Week 227

YouTube Fuckhead Week 227: Herman Cain's crazy 9/11 video

by: Doom

2011-09-11

CAMPAIGN STAFFER: Sir, our numbers are down. We need to do something if we are to remain viable.
HERMAN CAIN: Any ideas?
STAFFER: The best way is to connect yourself to something people care about, like 9/11.
CAIN: Should I say I caused 9/11?
STAFFER: God, no. Let's just...make a video to commemorate the attacks. No, not like Bin Laden's, sir.

YouTube Fuckhead Week 27

9/11 Fuckhead Week 27: Jon Stewart is a fucking pussy

by: Doom and Generalissimo Furioso

2008-09-14

If you're going to make people laugh but insist on crying the whole time through, you have to abandon all self-respect and go full on Sad Clown with this shit. Slather on the grease paint and pull out the big clown handkerchief, stumble into the audience while sob-laughing. Sure, people might think you've gone insane/drunk, but they'd probably be laughing at the same time, especially if you slipped on a few banana peels or hit yourself with a pie or two while you were at it.

YouTube Fuckhead Week 26

YouTube Fuckhead Week 26: Disappointing faux-lesbianism

by: Doom

2008-09-07

Fake lesbians do what and who they do for attention from males because they know two women is more appealing a prospect than one woman. In our media saturated world, this has bled into pop culture. No longer do you have to go to a bar and get chicks drunk for kissing and fondling to occur. You can see it on the TV, in the cinema, even in comic books if you're a sicko who likes jerking off to cartoon people. Hell, Olivia Wilde's made a career of it.

YouTube Fuckhead Week 25

YouTube Fuckhead Week 25: Soulja Boy something or other

by: Doom

2008-08-31

Listening to the music, one does get the feeling the universe conspires against quality and does whatever it takes to ensure flotsam floats to the top of popular taste. As I've said before in the review for the album, Soulja Boy barely qualifies as music. Half of his songs cannibalize his other songs for beats and lyrics, like Russian nesting dolls in which one big song gets broken down into more and more specific songs until it's something like "Pass it to Arab".

YouTube Fuckhead Week 24

YouTube Fuckhead Week 24: Shitty Music Video

by: Doom and Lemansky

2008-08-24

Creating a greatest hits package of humanity's inhumanity is a perfect way to provoke a viewer into paying attention and considering something or other. Yet it's not earned. Things exploding! Violence! No more artistic than the videos shown to Alex in A Clockwork Orange.

YouTube Fuckhead Week 23

YouTube Fuckhead Week 23: 90s Dissection

by: Doom

2008-08-17

Urban Legend's trailer spends an inordinate amount of time explaining the premise. Not only do almost all the urban legend examples appear in the trailer, title cards intercutting vague horror tell you what to do in the case of being in a horror movie. Whereas now horror trailers rely more on ambiance, 90s ones seemed to go into Claremont mode, beating it into your head what is happening, why it is happening, and what will happen.

YouTube Fuckhead Week 22

YouTube Fuckhead Week 22: Loser Movie Reviews

by: Doom

2008-08-10

One of the main features of the Daily Raider is reviewing films. That's easy to understand as media is a communal process and therefore I can make my jokes to an audience and said audience composed of other writers can contribute their thoughts within a larger review. (Which means less work for me!) What we don't do, though, is reviewing through the media of video. What's the point? No one wants to see our ugly faces and wordplay is so much better articulated in text than through the fumbling delivery of speech.

YouTube Fuckhead Week 21

YouTube Fuckhead Week 21: Michael71186

by: Jedi Guardian

2008-08-03

It's more telling about his conservatism when he tries to discredit Phil Donahue (I'm no fan of Donahue, but at least he speaks his mind and has proof to back up his claims). Shouldn't he find a more profiting venue such as Olbermann or Michael Moore? I suppose that would too professional and/or too contemporary for Louisiana schmuck here.

YouTube Fuckhead Week 20

YouTube Fuckhead Week 20: AspieGirl

by: Doom and Generalissimo Furioso

2008-07-27

In case this site has not made you aware, I'm not much of a fan of the people with the autistic disease, functioning or no. They're the entire reason nerds exist: autistics focus on one topic and make it the centrality of their life. And it's not even something vaguely acceptable like sex or substance abuse, it's stupid bullshit like this week's Fuckhead enjoys. In this case it's Nicolas Cage. And not Nicolas Cage in the way we at the Raider love Nicolas Cage. She legitimately thinks he's a great actor and worthy of applause as opposed to drunken laughter.

YouTube Fuckhead Week 19

YouTube Fuckhead Week 19: Zyxz

by: Jedi Guardian

2008-07-20

Alas! Another YouTube Fuckhead of the Week article by yours truly, Jedi Guardian. Was that a random intro or what. Well, our next fuckhead is twice that random. I encountered him while I was browsing through some 4chan videos on Youtube. Yes, 4chan has videos. Not official, however. Just random gifs, jpegs, memes and whatnot from that 'bulletin' compiled into a movie made for people with either a lack of a functioning brain stem or 4chan aficionados, although those two groups are synonymous with one another.

YouTube Fuckhead Week 18

YouTube Fuckhead Week 18: IAmWasabi

by: Doom and Jedi Guardian

2008-07-13

I mean, really, what the fuck can you say when you're confronted by an eyesore such as this following the click of a link. I'm not just talking about the fat puss you see before you; the layout of Wasabi's channel leaves much to be desired. For example, I desire a different and better color scheme. I'd also like someone attractive in the videos, but I don't think that one's doable unless more plastic surgeries occur on him than five seasons of patients on Nip/Tuck combined.

YouTube Fuckhead Week 17

YouTube Fuckhead Week 17: Gothic Liberation Front

by: Doom

2008-07-06

When I get stumped for something to write about for this weekly feature I foolishly created a few months ago, I just type in shit I hate into the YouTube search box. The first few attempts, "creationism" and "proof of God", resulted in nothing interesting or hilarious enough to write up for the site. Then I had the idea of going back to our good old friends at Gothic Liberation Front, since I vaguely recalled one of those fucks having a YouTube account with which they used to post awesomely terrible videos. Turns out I was right.

YouTube Fuckhead Week 16

YouTube Fuckhead Week 16: Chris Berman

by: Doom

2008-06-30

I suppose I should also explain to you non-sports fan readers (100% of the Daily Raider fanbase) who Chris Berman is. He's an untalented ESPN broadcaster whose penchant for shitty nicknames, blowhard commentary and total lack of insight into anything despite decades of experience keeps him as a mystifying figure to everyone even minutely interested in sports.

YouTube Fuckhead Week 15

YouTube Fuckhead Week 15: Kicesie

by: Jedi Guardian

2008-06-22

Fellas. Have you ever had trouble in your relationship? Have you consulted a shrink and as a result became even worse than before you went to see said shrink? Well, I have the human being to help you with relationship and sex related problems; meet Kicesie, your YouTube Sex Educator. A chick who looks like she has the experience, a chick who was the gall, a chick who looks....like a fatter equivalent to Tina Fey. AVANTI!

YouTube Fuckhead Week 14

YouTube Fuckhead Week 14: Scriptgirl411

by: Doom and Jedi Guardian

2008-06-15

The key to success on the Internet (success defined as 'people seeing what you offer to the Internet') is being a well endowed women. Sex sells, and on the Internet, that mantra is heightened because of the natural inclination for socially awkward perverts to congregate online, a venue wherein ogling women does not invite dirty looks and restraining orders (the only society where that doesn't occur in naturally is Thailand). YouTube is especially susceptible to "sex sells" because it's a video site, thereby making image much more important than content or message.

YouTube Fuckhead Week 13

YouTube Fuckhead Week 13: Shite Parody Shite

by: Doom, Generalissimo Furioso and Jedi Guardian

2008-06-13

As we know, anything even remotely original or funny gets destroyed with a cacophony of imitators who don't understand what made the originals work. Such is the danger of the Internet: anybody is able to do anything they want and publish it for the world to see. This may be seen as a good thing to some, but it's not if you correctly identify the human race's lack of talent.

YouTube Fuckhead Week 12

YouTube Fuckhead Week 12: Blacks encroaching on the traditional whiteness of YouTube

by: Charlie Sykes

2008-06-01

It's YouTube, a new and popular 'Internet' resource which has most recently been co-opted and run into the ground by niggers. They are good at running, I'll give them that. But they're not good at anything else and their influence on traditional white culture is disgusting and infuriating. Videomaking is just one of the many skills they do not possess. Worse is when they use these 'videos' for political purposes.

YouTube Fuckhead Week 11

YouTube Fuckhead Week 11: Tayleigh24

by: Jedi Guardian

2008-05-25

Taylor's subscribers are minuscule, just like his Favorites. But unlike his Favorites section, it doesn't have anything to jerk off to. Just two other gangstas like Taylor. I guess "Wigga Power" is spreading fast in the city of Houston. Christ.

YouTube Fuckhead Week 10

YouTube Fuckhead Week 10: Slick Idiot - "Make Me Believe"

by: Doom

2008-05-18

So. Uh, what can be concluded from "Make Me Believe"? By watching the thing, you can easily assume the production costs were nil, considering several times Esch holds the fucking camera himself. And on occasion he's shown to be wearing a Slick Idiot T-shirt. Come on! Wearing a T-shirt of your own band? That's sad for several reasons, the most prominent being that one feels the need to don it in order to accrue a little bit more promotion. Why not put a Slick Idiot sticker on your head and throw a "send us money for CD" with address at the end, then?

YouTube Fuckhead Week 9

YouTube Fuckhead Week 9: All those idiots who make terrible Shield music videos

by: Ronnie Gardocki

2008-05-11

Though there's a lot more Coldplay songs than I'd like, The Shield is not that emo. Not enough to stoop to Evanescence. Man, don't you think we'd at least get Lacuna Coil or someone slightly better? The Shield might as well become drama on the CW if shit like Evanescence is used. The only way to improve Shane - "My Immortal" would be to drinking during it. Then it becomes really funny instead of nauseating. So grab and beer and put this on; you'll have a blast.

YouTube Fuckhead Week 8

YouTube Fuckhead Week 8

by: Cho Seung Hui

2008-05-04

For all of you people who don't understand why I did what I did, this is why I did it. Which is to say that shit like YouTube is fucking deluding you retards. You all sit around watching videos of rabbits getting hit by racecars while eating caviar and drinking champagne, you probably don't even know what it's like to feel anymore! I'm more alive than any of you bastards and I'm fucking dead for Christ's sake.

YouTube Fuckhead Week 7

YouTube Fuckhead Week 7: No Olympics

by: Mr. Negative

2008-04-27

China has done nothing wrong in the continued so-called subjugation of Tibet. Tibet deserves it as they have become quite a nuisance as of late, requesting and sometimes demanding autonomy and looser restrictions and civil rights. Sometimes situations must be put to rest...permanently...and that is what China is attempting in Tibet.

YouTube Fuckhead Week 6

YouTube Fuckhead Week 6: Sonofdracul

by: Doom

2008-04-20

I actually find Canadian racists more entertaining than the garden variety redneck racist. There's an implicit pathetic nature to them which amuses me greatly. At least America or Europe had rich histories of racism and subjugation based on skin color. Canada really...doesn't. Shit, Australia's got a better record for hating minorities than our neighbors to the north. So the chance of Canadian racism taking root and flourishing to the point of affecting governmental policy as opposed to just existing as fevered dreams in moms' basements across the many provinces is very, very minute.

YouTube Fuckhead Week 5

YouTube Fuckhead Week 5: Daily Raider Channel

by: Original Famous Fanboy

2008-04-13

Though I still maintain the Raider should not expand to video (or get rid of the Tech section), I concede some videos for continuity purposes are acceptable. The Raidercon videos would be a nice addition to the channel and an indication of the administration not forgetting the site's long and rich history. Sure, those videos didn't have sound and often times were nothing but stills interspersed with title cards, and I doubt anyone not of the site's staff would understand the myriad in-jokes. But they're vital in the Daily Raider history!

YouTube Fuckhead Week 4

YouTube Fuckhead Week 4: eLIB3RTY

by: Doom

2008-04-06

The already inane eLIB3RTY gets even more inane when he lets his 'fans' talk. Despite having a small number of videos and not much talent at cutting shit together (and I suppose no evidence of him being the editor...for all I know he stole the videos from a more talented Ron Paul for President hack), dude draws a large number of Channel comments. They all fall along his same lines of conspiracymongering garbage that makes no sense whatsoever. Fitting for a Ron Paul crank, then.

YouTube Fuckhead Week 3

YouTube Fuckhead Week 3: Marriland

by: Doom, the Red Fox, Generalissimo Furioso, Black Goliath, Nerdlinger and O.J. Simpson

2008-03-30

Just motherfucking STAB the motherfucker with a stabbin' knife and then leave the premises, remembering of course to not leave behind a fucking glove.

YouTube Fuckhead Week 2

YouTube Fuckhead Week 2: Marriland

by: Doom, the Red Fox, Generalissimo Furioso, Black Goliath and Nerdlinger

2008-03-23

Getting not fat is a very admirable quality in a person, yet in most cases it is fairly difficult to achieve as in most cases the obesity that occurs in most people is due to genetic conditions which are beyond the ability of the person to actually control. Marriland does not have any of these types of conditions affecting him, yet he is still so fat that he wishes beyond a shadow of a doubt to be at least one hundred pounds skinnier than he is now. Why, you may ask. It's because he just cannot stop eating. Most people can do this simple thing, by only eating foods that, you know, aren't Pop Tarts and Twinkies, or any combination of them.

YouTube Fuckhead Week 1

YouTube Fuckhead Week 1: Marriland

by: Doom

2008-03-16

For one, the snow is not ubiquitous. Outside of 3, maybe 4 occasions, you never have to go through the snow since it only occurs in a small portion of the single player. Second, this motherfucker lives in Wisconsin, my unfortunate state. In Wisconsin, it tends to snow from November to late March. Sometimes up until early April. He shouldn't complain about fake walking through snow if he spends about half the fucking year walking through real snow...oh wait, shit. I just realized my folly. Marriland never goes outside, so this concept of walking through snow is foreign to him.