This is my face when I'm fucking you in the ass, Wisconsin

This is my face when I'm fucking you in the ass, Wisconsin

by: Barack Obama

2012-06-03

For one thing, Wisconsin barely voted for me in the last election. I only won 56% to 42%. That is disgraceful and you should be ashamed of yourselves for not showing proper fealty to me, the Obama. I should've carried the state with at least 90% of the vote. Furthermore, in 2010 you voted in Republicans like Ron Johnson and Scott Walker. Goddamnit, Russ Feingold was supposed to stay in the Senate! He was our best means of pretending like we gave a shit about the left, and now all we've got is, what, Elizabeth Warren, who isn't even elected yet?

I can't believe this is even a question

I can't believe this is even a question

by: Tom Barrett

2012-06-03

I don't want to sell off Wisconsin's assets to out of state billionaires. I don't think gay rights are different from human rights. I don't want to pit us against them, them being a group of people in Wisconsin. I've been saying this stuff for months; what do I have to do, invest in a loudspeaker?

The Scott Walker Glorious 4 Year Plan

The Scott Walker Glorious 4 Year Plan

by: Scott Walker

2012-06-03

Besides turning Wisconsin into a post-apocalyptic hellscape, the Glorious 4 Year Plan of your Emperor Voter-Colonel Scott Walker has many other facets, several of which benefit white rich men, rich white men and men who are rich and white. White men are job creators, they're entrepreneurs, they look like me and sound like me, so it's toyme for them to get their fair share, by which I mean they should get everything forever and forever.