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Welcome to Livejournal Moron of the Week!
by Doom
It's been two weeks of this and so far it's all been goth/emo people who are depressed all the time. While there's certainly more of those pathetic fuckers around, we'd rather not get repetitive so for this week we someone a little different from the usual. Well, a lot different. On one side of the coin this Week's moron is a girl in her 20's, and a rather vapid one at that. But on the other side of the coin, she's an out and proud Republican. Can the two sides make it in the suburbs?!
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From what I can by the use of my deductive reasoning skills of AWESOME, she's from Texas, so that means she's likely [well, not likely, but we'll get into that later] a casual racist and does not have any sense of what the world is really like, so she still has an intact pathetic naiveté to her. Another fact I picked up quickly that not only does she not explode into anger when Ann Coulter is mentioned, she likes and respects Ann Coulter. Her most recent post reposts Ann Coulter's Oscars predictions, which are hilariously racist and homophobic, as to be expected from Mr. Coulter. The idea that a woman, a WOMAN would be interested in what Ann Coulter has to say, an ideologue farther to the right than Pinochet, is insane and absurd. But it's true. Dear God, it's true.
Of course, that's not all, because she also displays her ignorance on issues and matters of the world very flagrantly. Take this, for example!
I'm going to put this in bullet point so even vapid girl can understand 'the problem':
- 'Our ally' does not necessarily mean that they're someone that we should trust with ports. As seen throughout the United States history, we've allied with a lot of people we probably should not have allied ourselves with.
- It's not a good idea to give control of key ports to a country that has been linked to terrorism in the past.
- It shows that America has been and will continue to be about 'the al-ighty ollar'.
- Our stupid fucking President didn't even know about the sale until everyone else did! And he's supposed to keep track of this kinda shit, or at least have people to tell him about this shit! How the fuck is it that the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES isn't in 'the loop' anymore?! HOW HOW HOW
- When the United States is rightfully or wrongfully hated by nearly every country on the map, it's not the best idea to give control of ports to another country, especially when it just stirs up 'THEM ARABS! I KNEW IT WAS THEM ARABS EVEN WHEN IT WAS THE BEARS' among people.
- Plus, this could lead to a very convenient terrorist attack that our brave Republican leadership will get us through, just in time for the '06 elections. 9/11 was the brain trust's effort to clamp down on security, and who knows what this next one will be for, but it's nothing good.
Eugh. Blood pressure rising. Okay, I'll go onto another topic, her casual racism and general care for things that no one should fucking care about [which I found ironic because she says people shouldn't care about Cheney's shooting someone]. A lot of her recent entries are about the Winter Olympics, which I found amazing because that means there's at least one person in the universe who cares about the Olympics. She can go from talking about politics to how AWESOME COLDPLAY IS!!!! It's pretty amazing and by amazing I mean scary, disturbing and fucked up. These parts of her livejournal are boring to read, but they do help to paint her as someone who's unaware of how much of an idiot they really are. That and her love of Joel Schmaucher's Phantom of the Opera. No, that's NOT a typo. She actually likes that piece of shit.
Good old Republican integrity! And namedropping of Ian Brill-esque proportions!
Well, there's the casual racism. I think we're done here for this week of Livejournal Moron, so here's my final thought: The best way to sum up this person is with the Malibu Stacy line "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl! [laughter]"
View previous Livejournal Morons of the Week:
Week 1: Exnine
Week 2: Imortal Misery