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Toom Ass Humpme · Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:33 am Post subject: Doom is moving in with me

I'm taking bets on how long it takes before he drunkenly tries to sleep with me.
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Tortuga · Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:04 pm Post subject:

I think the real bet should be on how long it takes me to become Kramer and start walking into the house whenever I feel like.
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Saul Goodman · Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:54 pm Post subject:

Fuck you, I am not Dr. James Wilson
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Schwarzwald · Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 11:23 pm Post subject:

just make sure to hide your comics or you're fucked
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Saul Goodman · Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 7:46 am Post subject:

My Batman meets Phil Spector comic might get ruined!
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8 1/2 · Big Bad Coffee Bandit Joined: 22 Jul 2009 Posts: 12

HA HA NERDS

Saul Goodman · Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:57 pm Post subject:

I have now moved in. I expect House to try to blow me within a day.
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Tortuga · Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 8:25 pm Post subject:

I will now barge into your home whenever I feel like and eat all your bees.
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Saul Goodman · Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:35 pm Post subject:

Haha, as of Season 6 I'm House, and Liquor is Wilson! HAHA!
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Septic Tank · Big Bad Coffee Bandit Joined: 20 May 2010 Posts: 14

I wonder how long till their home burns to the ground.

Saul Goodman · Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:33 pm Post subject:

The house is in such terrible condition as of late it might be wise to burn the fucking thing down and start over.
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Tortuga · Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:35 pm Post subject:

Breaking Bad has convinced me to convince you to do that.
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Saul Goodman · Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:38 pm Post subject:

Fuck it, I'm moving into a Lazertag place
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Saul Goodman · Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:40 pm Post subject:

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Tortuga · Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:45 pm Post subject:

Saul Goodman · Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:46 am Post subject:

I used to be a beat cop a long time ago. And I'd get called out on domestic disputes all the time, hundreds probably over the years. But there was this one guy, this one piece of shit that I will never forget. Gordy, he looked like Bo Svenson, you remember him? 'Walking Tall', you don't remember? Anyway, big boy, 270-280, but his wife--whatever, she was his lady--was real small, like a bird. Wrists like little branches. Anyway, my partner and I get called out there every weekend and one of us would pull her aside and say 'come on, tonight's the night we press charges.' And this wasn't one of those deep-down 'he really loves me' setups. We get a lot of those but not this. This girl was scared. She wasn't gonna cross him, no way no how. Nothing we could do but pass her off to the EMTs, put him in a car, drive him downtown, throw him in the drunk tank. He sleeps it off, next morning off he goes back home. And one night, my partner's out sick and it's just me, and a call comes in and its the usual crap--broke her nose in the shower kinda thing. So I cuff him, put him in the car and away we go. Only that night, we're driving into town and this sideways asshole is in my backseat humming 'Danny Boy' and it just rubbed me wrong. So instead of left, I go right out into nowhere. And I kneel him down and I put my revolver in his mouth and I told him, 'This is it, this is how it ends'. And he's crying, going to the bathroom all over himself, swearin' to God he's gonna leave her alone, screamin' as much as you can with a gun in your mouth. And I told him to be quiet, that I need to think about what I'm gonna do here. And of course he got quiet. Goes still and then real quiet, like a dog waitin' for dinner scraps. Then we just stood there for awhile--me actin' like I'm thinkin' things over & Price Charming kneeling in the dirt with shit in his pants. And after a few minutes, I took the gun out of his mouth and I say 'so help me if you ever touch her again I will such and such & such and such and blah blah blah blah blah.' Of course, just trying to do the right thing. And two weeks later, he killed her. Of course. Caved her head in with the base of a wearing blender. We got there, there was so much blood you could taste the metal. Moral of the story is, I chose a half measure when I shoulda gone all the way. I'll never make that mistake again. No more half measures, Walter.
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Saul Goodman · Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:54 am Post subject:

There was some perfect moment that passed me right by. I had to have enough to leave them. It’s the whole point, or none of this makes any sense, if I didn’t have enough. It had to be before she found out, Sky. It had to be before that. I’ve lived too long. You want them to actually miss you. You want their memories of you to be…she just won’t understand.
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Saul Goodman · Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:59 am Post subject:

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Saul Goodman · Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:07 pm Post subject:

Now Scarecrow is moving in with me. I wonder how long it'll be before he tries to snort me.
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Scarecrow · Cruz Pezuela Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Posts: 469