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Nazi Angst 4: Stormfront 3: Special Virginia Tech Edition
by Doom and Rammspieler
Tragic times call for close examination of the society we live in. Why would a man decide to kill 32 people for no reason the media can easily understand? We may never know, or forget why before the true motive comes out. But it's always nice to find out what the average person thinks of the situation. That is if you're a stupid shithead who cares about what other Americans think. We don't, mainly because we know Americans are stupid. So if we want to hear reactions to Virginia Tech, we go somewhere different. A place with some skewed opinions. A place housing a lot of 'different' people. A place...ah, fuck it, you already know the forum I'm referring to: Stormfront! The Nazi fountain of wisdom spews out more hatred as we take a look at who the denizens of Stormfront blame the shooting on. Let me guess: the Jews.
Rammspieler: I don't remember Harris and Klebold being Jews!
Doom: No, see, according to Neo-Nazis, Harris and Klebold were manipulated by the Jews. You know, just like the Jews manipulate the banks.
Rammspieler: So the argument pretty much boils down to: Guns don't kill people. The Jews and their weather machines do!
Doom: I am impressed by how Stormfront managed to pin the blame on Judaism when the media originally pinned the blame on Nazism. Then again, the Jew media...
Rammspieler: Much like comic book fanboys on Newsarama placing the blame for everything that happens in comics on Joe Quesada, Stormfronters can pretty much find any way to pin the blame on Jews for everything, no matter how disconnected the topic at hand is from 'The Jewish Problem'.
Doom: I'm sure Columbine forced them to construct a highly detailed family tree of Harris and Klebold which proved each both had at least 1/64th Jewish blood.
Rammspieler: So according to this, apparently Virginia was an all white place until about the last quarter century.
Doom: For average Stormfronters, the line of logic "ethnic diversity leads to school shootings" makes perfect sense.
Rammspieler: I guess what they mean by 'whites thinning out' is that the negros no longer stay within their slave barracks at night and go out to rape white women.
Doom: It's a sad day when Richmond is not only not the Confederate capitol, but is home to 'diversity' and 'people who look different'.
Doom: And you people doubted me when I said Nazis went to Virginia Tech.
Rammspieler: A Stormfronter actually claims to have an education! Well, being a rural tech college I can see that his major was in slave management
Doom: Another shocker: A Stormfronter doesn't think it's race-related. The only person who plays the race card more than David Duke and the merry gang of Nazis is Al Sharpton.
Doom: Yeah, the Daily Hammer and Sickle should've titled their article "NIGGER KILLS 3 IN COLLEGE, STEALS BANANAS".
Rammspieler: I like the play on the word 'DIE-versity'. Because all niggers want is to pop caps in crackas.
Doom: Sounds like a 50 Cent album title. Or a Cryptkeeper Goes to College film.
Rammspieler: But in all, the true story was 'DARKIES TOO STUPID TO LEARN WHITE MANS TRADE KILLED WHITE PEOPLE FOR BEING SMART. JEW TAXES ARE TO BLAME FOR AFFIRMATIVE ACTION'.
Rammspieler: Ah yes, concealed carry will eliminate the need for cops!
Doom: Also, suspicious looking black people population has gone down in Missouri.
Rammspieler: In other news, school performance is at an all time high!
Doom: The funny thing about this post is it could have easily been on any pro-gun or conservative forum and no one would've thought a Nazi originally posted it.
Rammspieler: Black people are the natural experts at this!
Doom: I'm more surprised FOX has a black guy as an expert.
Rammspieler: Well FOX has changed alot in the past 8 years. Everything changes. First both Houses and now Fox has sold out to DIE-versity.
Doom: I knew FOX was going downhill when Method Man and Red Man got their own show.
Rammspieler: He has friends of 'other races'. I imagine he means friends of diverse European origin.
Doom: I have to say, this post does depict university life accurately. I take the bus to school at 8 AM, then I go to my white hating class. Then my Asian math class, then lunch. After lunch, I go to my Marxist classes and beat up white people who disagree with me. I finish off the day by pouring my white race sperm on a sidewalk, thus destroying another generation of white America, and attending a Black Panther rally.
Rammspieler: In my case I go at 7:30 am to Evolution class were we learn that mankind came from Africa and that we were all monkeys once and we are related to black people and Asians.
Doom: Their finger is on the pulse of what ails our Jewish education system.
Rammspieler: I smell the filthy hand of The Elders of Zion in this!
Doom: Yeah, if the Mossad spies on Washington, then why wouldn't they lie in wait to massacre a random college?!
Rammspieler: Because they know that America is at its strongest in the South. Hence they send in their devil-ish looking agents to do the dirty work. That way, only those damn Yankees from the north will have an education and end up in Washington, therefore making the nation susceptible to Mossad manipulation.
Doom: I heard all the Jewish students at Virginia Tech were told by Ariel Sharon's astral form not to go to school that day.
Rammspieler: He also played point man to Cho in guiding him to his targets.
Rammspieler: ASIANS! The stealth race!
Doom: Note: Most Nazis don't talk like comic books from the 1940s.
Rammspieler: I want to make a poll here: "Vikings vs. Mongols: U DECIDE!"
Doom: I want to see how this guy explains the cold, calculating, murderous tendencies of William Hung.
Rammspieler: Well, Hung is obviously in 'Asian cute mode' right now. But once he receives the proper signal from the orbiting Mossad UFO, he will go on a rampage.
Doom: We'll soon see how he is truly a descendent of the Mongol hordes!
Rammspieler: I wonder what Stormfront has to say about Slavs, considering that modern Russians are the result of the Mongol hordes mixing with the Viking raiders!
Rammspieler: More proof that diversity kills.
Doom: So if it weren't for America's diversity, all of Cho's victims would've been white?
Rammspieler: Exactly! And Facebook would have even more reason to be all whiny.
Doom: Stormfront once again fails to make its own point.
Rammspieler: Son of the Mist hits it right on the mark! White people will just not kill each other!
Doom: If no one was allowed in the country, there'd be no crime.
Rammspieler: As well as cheap labor and trendy ethnic restaurants
Doom: To be fair, Giuliani did lower the crime rate by indiscriminately imprisoning and killing black men. So there is some precedent for Son of the Mist's theory.
Rammspieler: Somewhere Rudy Giuliani, after hearing about the V-Tech massacre, splooged his pants when he heard that an Asian was involved and he now has something to run his campaign on besides the tired old 9/11 story. 3 Gooks is a crowd!
Doom: I look forward to our future Fascist Overlord's plan to lock down the schools and put barbed wire on all the windows.
Rammspieler: "IT'LL KEEP THOSE KOREAN TERRORISTS IN!"
Rammspieler: I take it from this post that he lives out in the bayou and has a large front porch complete with banjo, a bottle of moonshine and a rifle for keeping those damn niggers out
Doom: You can't really imagine posters on this board as anything else. The days of well-dressed men at fancy mansions discussing the nigger problem are over. Well, except for members of the RNC.
Rammspieler: But the South shall rise again once they drive the niggers who got their on Section 8 out of their sacred mansions!
Doom: I must admit, I found the guy's avatar amusing, mainly because I first mistook it for a publicity shot of Barack Obama.
Rammspieler: "Now that's mah kind of nigga!" Baldy will reply to the eventual Stormfront 2008 Presidential Election poll.
Doom: One more thing. I'm confused by his "as a negro in my yard" remark. I mean, wouldn't the guy have a slave tend to his crops? Or have blacks been replaced by Mexicans?
Rammspieler: He would if it wasn't for them durn Yankee carpetbaggers and their 'reconstruction'! MORE LIKE DECONSTRUCTION! OF SOUTHERN WOMANHOOD!
Doom: That's good, but it doesn't top DIE-VERSITY.
Rammspieler: A Stormfronter finally realizes that Koreans have the same problems as the White man regarding the untermensch Juden.
Doom: She's just angry her last boyfriend fucked her with a circumcised penis. Besides, did she somehow not expect our Jewish education system to have a Jew running a technical school?
Rammspieler: She expected it to be run by Southern White Gentleman who are using the school as a bastion of free Rebel thought in an era of Yankee-Zionist domination, I guess.
Doom: I also forgot the part of the Constitution that allowed fratboys to use guns.
Rammspieler: BUT NOT CONCEALED CARRY! CONCEALED CARRY SAVES LIVES!
Doom: Sez Jack Thompson!
Rammspieler: When he says insurance companies are to blame, he means 'Jewish controlled banks'.
Doom: He used the dollar signs and everything, yet still no mention of Judaism. What gives?!
Rammspieler: It's because dollar signs, when broken down mathematically, come up with three sixes in random spots, thereby referring to a triangle which is the central shape that makes up the Star of David.
Doom: I remember the time non-whites colonized a white country, stole the land, made bogus treaties and forced the whites onto reservations where they'd languish in drunken marginalization for eternity.
Rammspieler: Also, it's been what? 50 or so years since South Korea was a Third World country.
Doom: I don't think one man can be classified an invasion. Unless it's Rambo. And Cho was definitely not Rambo.
Rammspieler: But remember that he had Mongol horde in him!
Doom: So he's sort of an Asian Hulk. Neat.
Rammspieler: CHO ANGLY!!!!! CHO INVADE WHTE DEVIR COUNTLY AND DESTLOY!!!
Doom: Someone call Joe Quesada!
Rammspieler: Now Doom, you know that sometimes we find ourselves agreeing with a Stormfronter, right? I think this would be one of those times.
Doom: Was the handbook written by the SDS Guy? Were lines prefaced by "Hey, man..."?
Rammspieler: Who said that liberal art college rules stay in liberal art colleges?! Those damn Jews!
Doom: The handbook should've contained a diagram of martial arts moves that could disarm the assailant.
Rammspieler: Yes, especially those Tai Chi moves that Steven Segal uses in his films.
Doom: But I think this just goes to show you how college students are pussies.
Rammspieler: 'DON'T CALL THEM PUSSIES JUST BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T GET TO CHOOSE HOW THEY DIED!' is what the folks over at Facebook have told me.
FINAL THOUGHTS
Rammspieler: There you have it, ladies and gentleman. Once again Stormfront does not cease to amaze us in its stupidity. In fact, I'm quite amazed at how little blame was placed on the fact that an Asian man was able to easily take down an entire college campus with only a .22! More amazing is the fact that apparently the Asian race is something to be feared! Watch out America, those mathletes in your class may just be waiting for the proper moment to strike and begin a one man invasion of America in your school right now!
Doom: I think it's a tribute to the dedication of the Stormfront community that they're able to take a cut-and-dried tragedy like Virginia Tech, which is clearly a result of video games and Marilyn Manson affecting our youth, and still blame it on illegal immigration, Judaism or black anger. These guys don't quit. Not even on days of infamy.