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MPS: Monkey Prison Schools
What we need to do to make the monkeybusiness of public education serious business
by Charlie Sykes
One: segregation worked once, it theoretically should work again.
Wilkommen, Milwaukee! And a good Reichday to you too, listeners from the suburbs! I'm Charlie Sykes, and today I'm going to be focusing on one topic the bigwigs down at city synagogue don't want me talking about. That's right; MPS. The city wants us to think MPS is doing just fine and its schools turning out career students and working professionals rather than career criminals and working prostitutes (also known as 'women in the workplace', as those 'feminists' say). But I and select other members of the community know the truth: MPS is public, and public in Milwaukee means one thing: a fucking haven for those disgusting, disgusting minorities I don't even want befouling my school, much less being around/raping my hypothetical kids. I say hypothetical because my spawn go to private schools, where white children belong. But I know some whites slip between the cracks since the welfare state routinely drags down perfectly white people into the 'middle class' and as such forces them to give their children awful 'free' education. Well, I'm going to tell you why under any circumstance going to MPS is a bad idea and how we taxpayers could possibly redirect our wasted money to create a better, cleaner, more articulate MPS. Yes, I mean whiter.
WHAT'S WRONG ABOUT MPS?
Oh, how about...everything? For one thing, it's run by the city and not a private company that is accountable to shareholders and is motivated by profit. A city run school is just begging to be beset by incompetence, statism and Jewry. Second of all, MPS operates inside the city and services families too cheap to go to private run schools run by people who know white is right and black is "wack". Third, the teachers run roughshod on the curriculum, having power over the white administrators who SHOULD know better (as in, know that kids shouldn't have to learn shit about fictional countries like Africa and science-fiction like Toni Morrison books). Imagine the educational system in the Soviet Union, multiply it by 20 and then you have a roughly analogous idea of what MPS is like. I never actually went to MPS, or know anyone who's ever gone there, but I read the newspapers, and even The Jewrnal-Sentinel cannot hide the truth that MPS sucks the taxpayers dry and gives them little benefit in return.
Let me also note the kind of people who go to MPS. As I said, people too cheap to afford better schools. You know what that means! Niggers, niggers, niggers. The good niggers scrape together enough food stamps to go somewhere better than MPS and the bad ones (i.e., 98.9% of all niggers), well, they go into the system of MPS. The low budget of MPS (yet still high enough to destroy my checkbook) combined with lax discipline creates criminals in the system until they turn 18 and are loosed into the civilized world, ready to "sling dope" and "drop dimes" on innocent people. That's another reason why MPS is dangerous to those of us who have to go to Milwaukee for work purposes (God knows we don't live in that socialist dystopia of malt liquor and death on the knob). Don't you see the insanity of MPS' current structure? We literally pay for the education of the very criminals who grow up to rob, rape and black us!
It's clear MPS needs some reform to go from a jungle gym of violence and chimpiness to something better for the minor amounts of whiteness still in the town. I have a few suggestions of how to get there.
SUGGESTION #1: VOUCHERS, VOUCHERS, VOUCHERS
School vouchers solve every problem. Trust me. It works. Let me give you an example. Nigger in Nigger School gets bad education because of Nigger School's low budget. Nigger gets a chance to opt out and go to a better school. A certain amount of niggers also follow. Then we'll be able to get rid of all the inner city schools and dispel notions of segregation by pointing to certain token black students in the private schools. I figure if vouchers are used often enough, MPS as it currently is will cease to exist. Yes, it is true we pay more property taxes with vouchers than without. But I am willing to make sacrifices if it means my money being Jewed from me is used for good as opposed to negroism. Well, relative good. Niggers in private schools means the city won't fascistically stop schools from, say, putting all the black students in classrooms inside a furnace.
Vouchers really do solve all problems. Even non-school problems. I plan on using a gun full of vouchers to stem Comrade Tom Barrett. He'll think twice before he tries collectivism again. Wait, no, he won't. Because he'll be DEAD. Hahahahahahahaahahah!!!
SUGGESTION #2: BUILD A POLICE STATION INSIDE BRADLEYTECH
BradleyTech and criminal delinquent behavior go hand in hand to such an extent that if you look in the dictionary you'll find "see BradleyTech" as one of the several definitions of crime (you'll also find "see homosexuality", "see miscegenation", "see electing a Kennedy" as definitions, for those curious). A lot of people have opinions on the matter; some suggest shutting it down, imprisoning the students. But me, I've got a revolutionary idea. Revolutionary not in the Marxist/Democratic Party sense, of course. I think BradleyTech would do well to have a police station inside of it. Think about it. It makes sense, doesn't it? Most of all calls taken by the Milwaukee Police Department come from BradleyTech, be it fight between classes, fight during classes, knife fight during a hoopball game, graduation drive-by, or something else. The response time would be much quicker and casualties would lower if the police were allowed to answer calls from BradleyTech while inside BradleyTech. Let me tell you, under my system there wouldn't be any such thing as "BradleyTech basketball brawl brutalizes white spectator by mistake". Clearly MPS "security" isn't enough to stop these thugs from stabbing, shooting, raping and thugging in a school I, the taxpayer, am paying for.
SUGGESTION #3: CUT ALL THOSE NONESSENTIAL PROGRAMS LIKE ARTS, FOREIGN LANGUAGES, ETC.
As a taxpayer, I'm tired of seeing MY money wasted on worthless crap like music and art and foreign languages and anything else that students might actually enjoy. MPS students should learn the basics and nothing else. Back in my day, we didn't need any of this hippie crap to get full educations rife with facts and learning of classic literature (old dead white men). These days, it's all dancing and mincing and reading nigger books from the Oprah booklist. I say trim the fat and leave the essentials and the essentials ONLY. Reading, writing, arithmetic, intelligent design. They're called essentials for a reason. It'd surely be an improvement upon the current curriculum, which doesn't even teach the Gorilla Grodds in the classrooms how to read (as evidenced by their continuing love of 'rap' 'music'). Kids don't need art or theatre. Rather, HETEROSEXUAL kids don't need art or theatre. Gay kids shouldn't be allowed to go to schools unless they stay closeted. (I do support private schools for gays. I know they're too sissy to form militias, and keeping them at Queer High means my kids don't have any chances of being raped on the way to and from classes.)
Oh, and of course the sports programs wouldn't be touched. As much as it pains me to say it, I do enjoy me some watching of negroes engaging in recreational activities such as basketball, football, baseball and trying to escape the police. What can I say? They may be beasts, but they're athletic beasts.
SUGGESTION #4: STOP PAYING THOSE FATCAT TEACHERS SO MUCH
Let's face it: the teachers are overpaid. They work, what, 7, 8 hours a day? I may work far less than that, but I have pure white genes to protect. I shouldn't have to work for very long. I'm a personality of the CORRECT media. It's obvious the teachers rule the schools. They always threaten to strike and the administration always caves because they're wimps who can't stand up to the threat of Bolshevism (i.e., unions). I say we oughta dissolve their union and lower their wages by...what's a reasonable? 80% sounds about right. I'm sure they're still able to support their gay hippie covens on those salaries. The days of the elitist school teacher millionaires needs to end, am I right? I don't need an answer to that. I'm Charlie Sykes. I always know I'm always right.
SUGGESTION #5: PREEMPTIVELY ARREST ALL MPS STUDENTS
This suggestion is the most drastic and yet it's the one that makes the most sense out of all of the suggestions I've broached. I mean, it's common sense. It's based on racism and hatred of children who fail the paperbag test, but I think it's also based on common sense, don't you? Common sense as defined by hating niggers, of course. You may notice I use 'of course' a lot in my rhetoric. Well, it's because I know I'm not writing solely for white people. Thus, I need to voice the unspoken assumption sometimes. I mean, talking apes like Eugene Kane need all the help they can get reading my multisyllabic words. You know? Anyway. That's beside the point. Arresting MPS students makes a lot of sense since a key component of sentencing is deterrence. We already know these apes are going to commit crimes, whether now or later in life. Why not arrest all of them, throw them all in jail? It will deter people from going to MPS and therefore MPS will cease to exist so I don't have to see my money Jewed away from me every year in the form of 'taxes' meant to 'help' 'students'. I don't see how anyone loses out in this suggestion. Well, I guess the students do. But who cares about them? I sure don't. My children go to white schools.
Well, this article should prove to you I, Charlie Sykes, know a lot more than people 'educated' on the subject. People need to look to me for education policy advice, not those fucking people with experience in the field. I have more than enough experience, thank you very much. I wrote a book called Dumbing Down Our Kids. That qualifies me. Doesn't it? If not, it fucking should.