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YouTube Fuckhead of the Week
by Jedi Guardian
Hey, readers! Long time, no see! I know I haven't written articles in months, so how can I make it up to you? Pizza? Booze? Aha! I got it! A good YouTube Fuckhead of the Week article! So here it is, a guy who I don't know whether to feel pity or show scorn at him. His alias is tayleigh24 and he's a gangsta. Now, I may have not stumbled a lot of gangstas in my high school days. However, I did encounter some of them after I graduated. They're some of the worst trash imaginable, worse than hicks or skinheads and this tayleigh24 reminds me of the wigga on the subway from Borat. But I'm getting ahead of myself here, so I'll let you, my readers, see for yourselves. Here's tayleigh24!! AVANTI!
Oh uh! Master Baller in the house!!
Here's a small description of Taylor (tayleigh24). As you can see, Taylor sounds...not human. I think Taylor is suffering from Down syndrome. I mean, he is from Texas after all. That officially brands the name of tard for just living in that sweatbox of a state. I hope that he (and I hope he's a he) isn't 24 like the number on his name implies, that would make me feel extreme pity for this man. But then again, I'm known to not show that emotion. He's also freaking gangstaa. Yeah...in Houston. This wigga couldn't even survive in Topeka, much less anywhere else outside the Texas border. Oh, no, I didn't! I have a feeling that Taylor is going to attack me for this article. Oh, well. His interests, along with his choice of music and movies are what you would consider a comic faux-pas. He's a gangsta, but loves Hot Rod and The Little Mermaid? Quite the odd choices for someone who aspires to be the next Eminem! Well, I guess his movie choices get countered by his ho crunking, right? I'm even more confused by his choice of "literature". I expect that choice is he were a hick (which I think he is). Not that it surprises me, I mean, he does live in the Bible basement after all, I just thought that most rappers weren't big fans of the G-Man.
STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP!
We have arrived to the video section. Taylor only has 5 videos and I thank God he does. The most maddening one is the Bon Qui Qui video. Isn't that a MAD TV skit? Isn't MAD TV irrelevant by now? Like SNL and Family Guy? I have seen too many videos of that skit and it's thinning my patience. It's like reliving the "Leave ___ alone!" craze. Anyone who loves Bon Bon Qui is retarded, just like acting black when you're not of that skin color is considered retarded. BAM, BABY! The rest of the videos are twice as boring than Bon Qui Qui, complete with inanity and repetitive music choices (that choice being rap). However, you could check out the Tippy toe/rodeo video, for a good reason I will get into later. Oh, and whatever you do...don't watch the Shaggy video...thing. Just don't. It'll make your eyes explode.
Favorite vid is of two chicks tip toeing? How enlightening.
There's not much to say about his favorites section, considering he only has one favorite video. That's right! One. Not that that's a bad thing, and the video is about two chicks uh...getting jiggy with it. So, it's hip, it's cool, it's...it's...Oh, for Christ's sake! It's two chicks bouncing. Ghetto bouncing, you know? The style that makes Reggaeton so popular in Latin America (Am I right, Ramm?). So, maybe that's the other reason why Taylor added the vid, apart from it being directed by him. Masturbatory content, ahoy! I wish the chicks wore better attire, though. Or lack of it! I bet Canadian dollars to American dollars that they'll be quite the hit at the local strip club! All you got to do is give them a pole to dance with and they're all set.
Man, talk about conservative!
Taylor's subscribers are minuscule, just like his Favorites. But unlike his Favorites section, it doesn't have anything to jerk off to. Just two other gangstas like Taylor. I guess "Wigga Power" is spreading fast in the city of Houston. Christ. The fact that they wanted to subscribe to Taylor's abortion of a film production is somewhat odd, considering he doesn't have much to give in terms of quantity and quality of videos. I guess the Tippy toe/rodeo was worth all the subscribing trouble.
Also, Taylor barely has any comments on his YouTube page. Just one fucking comment! So much for having a posse. The guy is just another piece of trash from the state of Texas who in order to escape the doldrums of southern living resorts to making a fool of himself. He's white, tries to sound black, likes gangsta 'culture' yet loves children movies. I think this profile is fake (either that, or he is. BOOSH!). At first I thought the page was real, but now, I think it's just a fake YouTube page. Even making fun of the schmuck wasn't easy, he barely has anything worth making fun of. His page is barren, people! And I bet that the two chicks that he always hangs out with aren't his bitches (or wouldn't like to be called that by that poor excuse of Illuminati trash). Like I said starting this article, Taylor is not a man worth my pity or scorn, but people need to witness his 'awesome' character. I'll probably give him more fans for just that Tip toe vid. Thankfully, it's not him on the video, otherwise it would've been terrible wank off material. The 'man' is a joke. Who acts wigga anymore? Didn't those mannerisms died along with Marshall Mathers' career? If he continues this trend, I believe he'll end up as a cokehead or trailer trash. The latter being the most common fate for his ilk. Change, Taylor. CHANGE!