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John Gibson - The War on Christmas: How the Jews are killing our Christian babies and forcing us to celebrate Hanukkah Review
by Doom
John "Fuckhead" Gibson: "The wagers of this war on Christmas are a cabal of secularists, so-called humanists, trial lawyers, cultural relativists, and liberal, guilt-wracked Christians - not just Jewish people."
The War on Christmas is in full swing and it appears as though the Secularist Commie Jews Defense Force may actually win, thanks to the influx of Muslims, Buddhists and JEWS in the 110th Congress. On the official Armistice Day of the Great Bill O'Reilly Patriotic Culture Warrior, it may be a good thing to delve into the origins of the War on Christmas. You know, in the same way someone delves into the personal history of Hitler to better understand why Nazi Germany and World War II happened. Like Adolf Hitler's Mein Kampf, the War on Christmas movement had a poorly written white supremacist text to guide the movement through its trials and Jew killing tribulations. John Gibson, the writer, shows as many writing skills as Hitler in his magnum opus. When will people learn not to waste their time in jail writing (especially when the person's in jail for a failed putsch)?
John Gibson's book really did start the movement to blame the Jews/Secularists for destroying the Christmas spirit, although he did have a leg up by his fellow FOX NEWS pal Bill O'Reilly, who has the ability to overexaggerate anything into a huge threat for American whiteness. Reading through it, it is easy to see why he needed the patented Bill O'Reilly boost. Quite simply, The War on Christmas is a very shitty book. Again, similar to the deficiencies plaguing Mein Kampf. Gibson cites one example for every chapter, and in many cases the example of Christmas being suppressed by those evil hook-noses is flat out falsified. Examples include a school district banning the colors red and green in clothing; the ACLJEW forcing a school district to change their 'Christmas break' to 'winter break'; some Jews rally to get a Christian Santa banned from going to local schools; and New Jersey is home to a "serial Christmas killer". Horrible! In many cases, these so-called examples are either blown out of proportion, incomprehensible to anyone without a fiercely Christian 'you nonbelievers are going to Hell' viewpoint or just plain retardedly false (seriously, what kind of idiotic nutcases believes a school district bans red and green). Since when has that ever stopped the FOX NEWS gentry before, though?
The obvious fallacy in the book itself is the lack of evidence. War on Christmas lacks endnotes, footnotes or anything else denoting anything more than some spurious research gleaned from teabagging Bill O'Reilly. If there's less than nine chapters giving forth evidence, and only one piece is used per chapter, what the fuck does the evidence prove? I can cite about seven sources to 'prove' the moon landing was a fake event perpetuated by JFK and Lyndon Johnson's Elite Jew Media Corps. Doesn't make it true. The point of evidence is to use it to prove, without a shadow of a doubt, that what you believe to be true IS true. And when some of the very few examples Gibson cites is false, it's obvious he needs as much as he can get his hands on. The lack of credible sources only continues to prove my point of the War on Christmas being a fake war created by the FOX NEWS Freikorps to net some ratings, money and book deals for all involved. Roger Ailes must be sleeping on a pile of money with many beautiful women right now.
I suppose it is true that "Merry Christmas" is not being used as often as it used to be, and now Menorahs and Kwanzaa symbols can be prominently featured without fear of "GIT OUT, NIGGER" adorning the exterior soon after (except in the South, God bless 'em). Awful. So who's to blame for the ever shrinking use of the words "Merry Christmas" in public settings? The secularists, the liberals, the ACLU pedophile-freaks. In short, the code words for 'Jews' are doing it. Yes, Gibson is complaining about Christians being persecuted by the Jews. To believe such a thing must also mean the Gibber thinks Jewish people routinely bathe in Christian babies' blood (hence their support for abortion; Christian fetuses are just as good!). Oh, the hilarious irony. Maybe John Gibson should bone up on his Turner Diaries and Henry Ford pamphlets during HOLIDAY BREAK!. This is blatant fearmongering based on religious hatred, ethnic hatred (this IS John "We need more white children" Gibson) and, above all else, ideological hatred. Ideological is most important because the conservative movement's new scapegoat is 'liberals', a loosely defined group of people who share vaguely similar views. Jews are too diverse in their opinions. Plus, to openly declare war on them would alienate Joe Lieberman...maybe. Liberalism is a far better punching bag and strawman for these modern times.
"Hello, Mrs. Cleaver. Can the Beav come out to play? I want to show him a new colored drinking establishment we can burn down!"
Past Gibson's anti-Semitism, there's also his hatred for all things ACLU, whose 'Constitutional' defenses are rendered moot by Gibson's trademark whine "b-b-b-b-but it's a federal holiday!!!!" The ACLU is nothing more than a group of secularist goons intent on destroying the dreams of children by banning Christmas. Who cares if Christianity in Christmas hasn't been relevant for nearly 100 years. People really ARE buying those iPods because Jesus told them to! The birth of the Messiah is the reason for the season, and not a cadre of corporations seeking to artificially raise profits by indoctrinating idiots into believing a certain period of time in the year is when you're supposed to celebrate friendship and family. Fuck doing it the entire year, you need to do it when the fiscal year is most conducive to profit growth! Gibson is committing a delayed reaction of anger by raking a select group of people over the coals in order to soothe his soul's realization of the fact that corporations will do anything to increase profits. Make the ad campaigns more inclusive to boost sales? Of course! I mean, if the Jews have all the money, then shouldn't corporations market to them, too? Johnny Boy's victim complex saddens only by virtue of how anachronistic it is. Way to miss it late, man. You already lost thirty years ago when corporations suddenly realized non-Christians had money too.
Whereas Bill O'Reilly's stake in the War on Christmas is "Fucking kikes at Target, stop saying Happy Holidays, I want you to greet me with Merry Christmas!" type indignation, John Gibson approaches the issue as tantamount to religious persecution. Despite O'Reilly talking a better game (he's a master with manufactured bullshit outrage), I think I prefer Gibson's more. I've always been a fan of the Republicans' tendency to play the "I'm a straight white male oppressed by the special rights offered to niggers, Kikes and homos" card, and John Gibson pulls it off admirably with his standard mix of indignation and fake 'doing it for the REAL Americans' attitude. Plus, Gibson is less disingenuous than O'Reilly. Sometimes when O'Reilly pumps up a story, it seems to exist only to tickle the balls of middle America. When John Gibson does it, it's clear he REALLY, REALLY cares about the spics outbirthing us REAL Americans. FOX NEWS may have exploited this bullshit all the way to the bank, but Gibson is a true believer of his incredibly false culture war wet dreams.
He of Big Hair really is a piece of work, deserving his an ascendancy to O'Reilly level of bullshit craziness. Gibson is not a crass commercialist whore; he is an insane sociopath who, on occasion, has pondered whether or not Iraq caused the Oklahoma City Bombing, and has advocated France to be subjected to terrorist threats. There's no classifiable mental disorder to explain away that kind of crazy. His hunger to be the next Klan Wizard of FOX NEWS more than makes up his relative lack of experience in the field of fake journalism. Forget Cavuto. Forget Sean Hannity. Hell, forget FOX NEWS' roving band of criminal or should-be-criminal bloodthirsty correspondents. Gibson is the wave of the nutcase future. Now, despite being a great poster boy for insanity and the reason why TV journalism has ruined everything, I don't think it gives him the credentials to do anything other than host a few shows on FOX and babble in paddled cell. In America, everything is topsy-turvy, so obviously he is the best man to write a book set on the frontlines of the Great Patriotic Culture War.
When I read The War on Christmas: Der Meister Und Das Juden Ach Holy War, I did get the image of a frothing at the mouth nutcase randomly slamming on his keyboard to create words and then sentences. The book is rife with spelling, usage and typographical errors, in addition to the obvious John Gibson gaps in logic. I imagine he masturbated furiously to the thought of being at the forefront of the latest FOX NEWS fake war whilst typing up the manuscript, causing all sorts of errors to pop up. It makes sense. He is crazy, after all. And he's not exactly a writer of the same caliber Bill-O or Ann Coulter are. He's actually just a TV host who somehow got a book deal because some publisher wanted to rush in a shitty book capitalizing on 'tyranny of the minority' feelings held by many retarded people in America. Hence Hating America also being published. The writing is simply terrible, not unlike the clumsy prose utilized by Adolf Hitler in his hit book, How to overthrow a Jew-run kleptocracy (if you must).
In the end, the point of the book and the stupid movement at
large is to bully non-Christians into following Christmas doctrine. Such as
Santa Claus, "Merry Christmas", nativity, Jesus and thanking Thor/Odin for the solstice NO FUCK THAT SECULARIST GARBAGE.
The point is, "Happy Holidays" goes against Christianity's Constitutional right
to keep people from including other holidays in their annual winter greeting.
God, remember when FOX NEWS spent more than 0 minutes on Wal-Mart changing their
policy so their greeters said "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays"
(coincidentally, they sold the Totenkopf shirt at the same time)? What a fucking
wonderful display of misplaced priorities. Mein Kampf: War on Christmas remix
edition may not be the prime indicator of why our country is in Hell right
now, but it definitely serves as an example for the endemic situation of
retardation and insanity among our not-too-smart citizenry. THOUGH AT LEAST
FUCKING JEWS HAVE TO TELL ME "MERRY CHRISTMAS" NOW!!!!