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Myspace Loser of the Week
Hello all and welcome to another week of Myspace Loser of the Week. This week is a very special week indeed. For tonight I offer you a Loser whose reason for being featured this week is based on the fact that he has done nothing to deserve being on here. Rather, his only reason to be here is because he exists. That's it. No annoyance factor, no personal grudge against us or the site. He just simply exists and he must be taken down not only for the good of my sanity, but for the good of all future generations of mankind! He is now officially one of the anti-Rammspielers that I have deemed to be a threat to all the Rammspieler faithful. He will seduce you with rhetoric and Right wing flip-floppery. But as long as we at the Daily Raider are around to stand up for our right to exist as Mankind's only alternative cultural vanguard, we will light the way in these times of homogeneous darkness.
Guys, meet His Excellency Don Jason Alan Chavez de Tras-os-Montes. Not your typical Spic name, is it? That's because like Furioso, Jedi and I, His Excellency is not your typical Spic. In fact he's near fucking royalty by what his name tells us! But as always, appearances are not all what they seem to be. For Jason here as he will be known as from now on, is more like minor nobility than royalty and even I have doubts as to whether he's even minor nobility or he just likes to think so. Please also note that this week's Myspace Loser is accompanied by a companion article which can be found here. I figured that this was necessary as my hatred for this fucker is just so much that in order not to go off into long tangents as to why his country sucks, I'll dedicate an entire separate article to just that. This way we can have properly analyze just how much and why does Jason fail as a human being.
Anyway, the dish on Jason. Jason apparently lives in the mental and emotional equivalent of what can best be described as the drawing room of a 19th century gentleman's club. Because for him, the modern world is apparently one without honor and principles. This mindset is reinforced by the fact that since he claims himself to be the grandson of a Spanish officer in Franco's Funny Fascist Squad who later on went to serve as a minister in the Spanish parliament to represent said Fascists, then somehow it is within his duty to represent and uphold the interests of second rate European royalty. Don't believe it? You're excused. I didn't believe it either until I saw his rather convincing certificate signed His Majesty Juan Carlos I's own Sharpie pen. It's gotta be real, what with the certificate being written in Spain's official language which just so happened to become English by means of some kind of Magical Xylophone.
Or maybe you just take shit way too seriously on fucking Myspace of all places on the Internet. This was a response that Jason posted to me and some other fucker asking him why was he making mountains out of molehills; he had posted asking anybody else if we were as shocked and horrified as he was to the announcement that Myspace will now be making friend bulletins blockable. Apparently Jason thinks that Internet friends can be equated to real life friends and that he would be fuming pissed if he found out, via his magical Internet powers, someone was blocking his bulletins! He says it's because he values friendship in its truest form and real friends don't block each other no matter how much stupid shit you spam the bulletin system with. Here he also admits to being a Lord of The Rings fan because he only sees in black and white terms and that apparently either you are with us or against us. Yeah, I used to want to play the good guys too back when I was a kid. But then as I grew up I realized that if the 'bad' guys were doing something 'bad' then there must be a valid reason behind it. For further information on how you can come to this startling conclusion, please buy yourself a PS2 or PS3 and play the Metal Gear Solid series of video games. Those games teach you a lot that can be applied to the real world.
You know, when he posted this little tidbit, I thought his hilariously outdated sense of honor would prevent him from coming back. In fact, I almost kinda got worried because if he wasn't around, then what would be the use of making this write-up on the man who once deemed me to be 'without honor' because I told him the truth once? But as we shall see, he is a fucking hypocrite, so his righteous indignation act didn't last long. What exactly did he quit for?
Exactly that. Because the group didn't take him seriously and we were 'acting childish'. That's gotta sting, man. Being nice enough to post even more useless posts about what the Queen is doing with poor Central Americans and some bastard comes along and posts video game vids from YouTube. Fucking assholes!
Jason here is trying to make the same case many monarchs and monarchists have made in the past, playing the ol' defense of how somehow God named some men to be the 'natural' rulers of entire nations. He also makes the case that Spain, a CONSTITUTIONAL MONARCHY, is somehow not a monarchy and that the King just lets the parliament rule because he feels like it. Welp, I did some researchin' on this here claim and as my research shows, for being the official liaison to the crown, how fucking ignorant he is of the duties of the King. How can the King be more of a figurehead if the official website of the royal family says that his position is MAINLY SYMBOLIC? And that while he has some arbitration powers, most of his decrees must be passed through the Prime Minister of Spain? The best part about all this is this very same system was approved by the same constitution that THE KING HIMSELF helped to pass! But the mere fact that speaking out against the King is a punishable act just comes to show Spain has not left behind some of its fascist tendencies.
He later on went to say that naturally monarchies are the least corrupt forms of government. I also like how his fucking one-track mind makes him fall into the same trap millions of people make when they go and automatically assume socialism/communism somehow is inherently corrupt. Same like how socialism/communism denies its citizens the right to be human beings and enjoy life or how it's somehow magically responsible for the mass genocide of Ukrainians despite most of them dying of famine (does that look like intentional genocide to you?). I think what Jason fails to realize is some cultures just run better as rampant corruptocracies than feigning to look like civilized rule-of-law countries. Look at Russia. Nobody is complaining about corruption there. In fact, Russia is doing better today thanks to the Russian mindset of corruption being a necessary evil.
Ah, Jason now shows us his major contradiction! Here he is doing some shameless self promotion for his new conservative group. Yeah, we need more of those because the Liberals Jewmedia is crushing the right of free speech on the hundreds of other conservative Myspace groups in existence! But that's not the point. The point is Jason just gosh darn don't know what he wants to be! He claims to be a proud holder of a Spanish passport and proclaims to whomever is willing to read or listen just how great it is to live under a king. Yet he posts shit like this and we see Jason for what he is. A fucking no-good poseur. In fact, I remember when he came one time complaining about how he was banned from another Spanish group because, get this, HE DOESN'T KNOW A WORD OF SPANISH. He's spent most of his life in the fucking dirty South and likes American Football (just as retarded as soccer) and yet he pretends to be some sort of royal representative for a country that now mostly exists in his imagination. It must be Earth-2 Spain he's talking about.
I think his apparent liking of Tom Green speaks for itself, folks.
There can be no greater contradiction than this one! Jason, a man who supports a royal line that in the past has been responsible for the forced deportation and torture of thousands of Jews as well as being a supporter of the spiritual successors to Franco's fascist legacy and here he is spouting the same nonsense that most Bible Belters say about supporting Israel which means Jesus will come down sooner and end the world. I honestly never understood why one would wish for the world to end and quite frankly that Christian kind of thinking is actually quite creepy. But that's beside the point.
Classic, classic Jason at his best! Why is he asking this? Let's see!
All I can say is "Internets: Serious Business!"
I'm not going to bore you with the details behind this post so I'll just summarize. Apparently this post is where Jason bitches about how "Spain got its ass kicked in the world's first dirty war blah, blah, blah have pity on us, yakkity yak, let us take over Cuba when Castro dies despite Castro effectively retiring and leaving his brother in charge, boo fucking hoo, I think the US should pay us for making us lose a war". I would have posted the complete post, but it was too fucking long and, well, trust me on this one. My summary is actually quite accurate to the original.
You know, Jason sometimes freaks me the fuck out. Seriously. Why would he care so much of an infant and go so far as to call her cute? I think Jason must also secretly be gay for Crown Prince Felipe. In fact, I think that he goes so far as to masturbate to pictures of the entire Royal family and perhaps Jesus as well.
Don Jason Alan Chavez de Tras os Montes, this guy, this guy is just pissing all over us! And we just smile and lick it up? DON JASON ALAN CHAVEZ DE TRAS OS MONTES KILLS RATIONAL THOUGHT PROCESSES! HE SELLS US HIS DERANGED FANTASIES! HE HATES DARKIES BECAUSE THEY REMIND HIM OF THOSE DARK SKINNED PEOPLE WHO USED TO RULE SPAIN BETTER THAN HIS ANCESTORS DID! You know what he did yesterday? He downloaded all the pictures of the Spanish Royal Family that he could onto his hard drive and he jacked off to them! He may have fantasized about having butt sex with Jesus! And that's all in just one day! I wonder what he's gonna do today! I wonder what he's gonna do TO-MORROW! This guy, this guy is just pissing all over us! He's pissing on you! What does it taste like? What does it taste like? Cause it tastes like piss, to me!
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